Broken Hip Polka

With an alaman left
And a sly slip of the lip
You’ll soon be dancing with that beauty
With the broken hip
With a do si do to the right
Swing your partner ‘round
It’s like polka on ice
‘Cause they’re all falling down

Chorus:
It’s the
Broken Hip Polka
It’s the
Broken Hip Polka

It’s the Broken Hip Polka
It’s a gas
You’ll laugh and laugh and laugh
Like your off your ass on the nitrous
With an alaman left
And a sly slip of the lip
You’ll soon be dancing with that beauty
With the titanium hip

Second Chorus:
Don’t worry there’s a doctor here at the dance
This Broken Hip Polka just might be your last chance

It’s The
Broken Hip Polka
It’s The
Broken Hip Polka